Is this not the most hideous, ghastly thing you have ever seen?
How could anyone even think of bringing that inside?? They say it's my nephew, son of my so called sister, but I can't be related to anything so ugly. And I don't want to hear about how she and I are the spitting image of one another! See? No resemblance - so called sister on left, me on right.
But you know what I saw?? Through the window I saw them pick it up and ooh and aah over it like they think it's the cutest thing they have ever seen.
I know they are planning to bring the monster inside but I put the word out to the sis that she better get her offspring out of the yard and not bring them back. I told her that she and "the family" abandoned me and they owe me.
You would not believe how picky they are about who they allow in their kitchen!
But you know what? We know their weak spots - how to get around their defenses. All except Gretel, the grey diva. She would like everyone to know that just because she has a female gene somewhere in her DNA, she doesn't do domestic stuff. She has humans to do that for her!
The pressure of living with three male cats has gotten to Miss Gretel and she has turned to drugs. Take a look at the size of those pupils. We need to stage an intervention and take the catnip away!
Andrew Eugene is a once in a lifetime cat. He is, for me, the greatest cat that ever lived. He never saw a stranger and loves everyone because he assumes everyone loves him; and so far, he has yet to meet someone who doesn't love him. I will not be responsible for my actions for the first person who lets Andrew know that not everyone loves him.
I know She is planning on bringing the interloper inside as soon as She can catch it. So I think it is time to remind her through one of her favorite pictures of me how much She loves ME (and maybe Andrew too)!
Even back when I was only 11 weeks old, I knew Andrew was my bud!