Could You Please Get The Hell Out of My Office?

***Explanation by Helen*** Andrew is relaxing in the sink not doing anything untoward like using it as a litter box. Knock wood, our cats only use the litter box.

Guilt Trip

Since they insist on this going to work business, Andrew and I have decided to do the guilt thing we do so well. This is the last thing they see as they go out the door.

How they leave us is beyond me? Hearts of stone!!

***Amended by Helen***

Not so much a heart of stone dude, we drag ouselves away from you every day. And as I point out to you every day, if you want to continue to live in the lush and spoiled manner you have become accustomed to, we have to work!

Canine Take Over

Yesterday, 12/7, was the patriarch's birthday and Dickon has taken over this post to show what a generous dog he is, giving Dad his gift. The gift in the bag over his arm. Too bad on one of them the photographer couldn't keep her hand steady :{

Cinderslut

Poor Cinderslut forced to not only travel in the car to the beach for the weekend but also has to help clean up the bird cages...

STEP AWAY FROM THE IPHONE

Seriously...STEP AWAY FROM THE IPHONE!!!!!!!!! These close up pictures of me while I sleep on your lap have to stop! I'm not that cute, well yeah I am, but stop anyway!

Vomiting Veronica

Okay, I have a weak stomach! This is not news, I have had a weak stomach forever. At least I do you the courtesy of vomiting in plain sight so that even if you don't see it you step in it and find it right away. Therefore, this business of calling me Vomiting Veronica is just plain insulting!

And seriously, this picture? Can't a man bathe in peace???

Why does she leave me every morning?

Gretel here. I think this going to work thing is so overrated. Every morning I watch her leave and think, she could stay home and read all day with me on her lap. Why does she choose this job thing???

They give the excuse that they have to in order for us felines to continue to live in the life style we have become accustomed to. I guess food and shelter are important, but I don't like it!