The Grass is Always Greener...

On the other side of the window:

Careful Dudley, I might just let you out and take one of your wild brethren instead!!

Your Dryer May Eat Socks...

It appears ours eats Andrews...




Until of course Deadly Dudley comes and ruins Andrew's fun...

PAMPERED PETS

You want me to do what? Get up?

Really, do I look stupid to you? I'll stay right here, thank you very much. You go to that ... work place!

Regardless of what anyone tells you, I am NOT responsible for the bloody finger!

I Think You Need to Stop Working...

...AND PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW!!

DUDLEY! What Are You Doing Up There?

WHAT?! I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING!


Ok, she's not looking, let's see what's up here.


UH OH! I think I knocked something off!


Alright, pull it together. Just look innocent and cute, they don't suspect anything!

Contentment

Now this is what Andrew's really like!  A warm lap while watching TV.