A Lovely New Resting Spot

Dear Mary Beth:

Thank you so much for clearing off the dining room table and making me my new resting spot!

Gretel

Recuperating...

What??? We all recuperate from the holidays in our own way!!

A Behind the Scenes Look

The making of a Christmas card. Just in case our humiliation wasn't complete, they decide to post these.

We managed to shed some blood along the way, not enough to cause major damage, but enough to make them remember the next time they might want to try this little stunt again.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!

After this I'm pretty sure Dickon has a good argument about the definition of dignity!

If anyone would like a hard copy mailed to them please just email Dudley your name and address at dudthestud508 at gmail dot com.

Dignity Defined

Dear Dickon:

THIS



IS DIGNITY!

Signed.


George

Circus Dog

Dear Dickon -

What's the big deal about being able to sit up like that???? They think you are sooooooo cute, we just think you're a tool! We could do tricks like that but we have dignity. You might want to look that word up some time! Dogs can be so embarassing!

Signed
DUDLEY & FRIENDS

Hide and Seek

Haven't quite got a handle on this game yet!

Cinderslut, Revisited

Last weekend, she got a burst of energy and decided to clean the bathrooms. I got to help, just because I like to be with her (don't tell her that). She used some pretty toxic chemicals and got concerned about my little lungs but I'm a trooper and brave so I stayed and helped, while everyone else sat around sleeping. They used the excuse that they were helping the other one who was sick, but they are just L-A-Z-Y. This is me after all my hard work.

She is very upset that she didn't have a camera handy to take pictures of me on my hind legs watching her clean the toilet.

Happy Birthday, Mr. Andrew!

HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANDREW EUGENE!! It was a very good day when you had the Humane Society take you out of your cage and put you in my arms. Our mother is right when she says, "Everyone should have at least one Andrew in their life!"

This Time They Might Be Right...

Ok, I hate to admit this but in this they might be right...I think I might just be the cutest damned thing ever!!!

Could You Please Get The Hell Out of My Office?

***Explanation by Helen*** Andrew is relaxing in the sink not doing anything untoward like using it as a litter box. Knock wood, our cats only use the litter box.

Guilt Trip

Since they insist on this going to work business, Andrew and I have decided to do the guilt thing we do so well. This is the last thing they see as they go out the door.

How they leave us is beyond me? Hearts of stone!!

***Amended by Helen***

Not so much a heart of stone dude, we drag ouselves away from you every day. And as I point out to you every day, if you want to continue to live in the lush and spoiled manner you have become accustomed to, we have to work!

Canine Take Over

Yesterday, 12/7, was the patriarch's birthday and Dickon has taken over this post to show what a generous dog he is, giving Dad his gift. The gift in the bag over his arm. Too bad on one of them the photographer couldn't keep her hand steady :{

Cinderslut

Poor Cinderslut forced to not only travel in the car to the beach for the weekend but also has to help clean up the bird cages...

STEP AWAY FROM THE IPHONE

Seriously...STEP AWAY FROM THE IPHONE!!!!!!!!! These close up pictures of me while I sleep on your lap have to stop! I'm not that cute, well yeah I am, but stop anyway!

Vomiting Veronica

Okay, I have a weak stomach! This is not news, I have had a weak stomach forever. At least I do you the courtesy of vomiting in plain sight so that even if you don't see it you step in it and find it right away. Therefore, this business of calling me Vomiting Veronica is just plain insulting!

And seriously, this picture? Can't a man bathe in peace???

Why does she leave me every morning?

Gretel here. I think this going to work thing is so overrated. Every morning I watch her leave and think, she could stay home and read all day with me on her lap. Why does she choose this job thing???

They give the excuse that they have to in order for us felines to continue to live in the life style we have become accustomed to. I guess food and shelter are important, but I don't like it!