I Leave Her A Present...

Now that my birthday celebrations are over and the threats to turn me in for a new model have been taken for what they are worth, I have been thinking how to thank "my woman" for all she does for me. Socks are my favorite toys, I love to steal her socks from her clean laundry and play with them. Also, now my new thing is to put my favorite toys in water. I don't know why, it just seemed like a good idea at the time and I have stuck with it. So at about 3AM this morning I came up with the perfect plan to surprise her this morning. I stole took a pair of her socks and put them in my water bowl. When they were good and soaked, I brought them to her room (do you have any idea how heavy socks get when they are wet?). Then very carefully while she slept I put my present in her bed for her to find when she woke up. I was very careful not to wake her, and I was able to put them under the comforter and top sheet and right next to her leg.

When she woke up at 6AM to exercise, she was very surprised at my generosity and I think very pleased (at least I choose to think that was a pleased tone in her voice when she yelled "DUDLEY!").