Mi Familia Part 3

This is getting too much! I have to give up a week of my blog space to these imposters and I don't see her getting all "artistic" with my pictures!!

Which do you like better black & white or color? I am usually not a huge fan of black & white but I kind of like this one.

Mi Familia Part 2

Really, more pictures of the imposters????

Mi Familia

I, Dudley Graham, have not authorized this post. I refuse to accept the implications in this post as I am an orphan and there is only ONE of me. But I obviously have no say as they are planning to feature these imposters all week!

In the backyard of the house at the beach my founding father has been feeding the rabid stray cats and THEY seem to think just because they found me in that yard last year these are my family members. They think the mother of the kitten is my sister, I see no resemblance.

ME


My Supposed Sister and her devil spawn My Nephew/Niece

THEY seem overly enchanted with the devil spawn kitten and you will be as sick of him as I am by the end of this week. He's approximately six weeks old and all black with just a small white patch on his chest.

I have been elected spokesperson for the felines in this house and we are VERY happy with the way things are. We DO NOT want or need any additional animals in this house. So pictures better be as far as this fascination goes!!!

He Sleeps

It happens so infrequently, we had to catch it on camera.

Dudley Teaches a Lesson

Humans should put their clean clothes away, right? Not leave them in the basket overnight for a black & white hellion to raid? Well, She left her clean clothes in the basket last night and I decided I would teach her She should put them away. In the middle of the night I stole a pair of socks (you might remember I have a thing for socks) from the basket. Even though they were in with the clean clothes, they did not live up to my standards of cleanliness, so I washed them again in my water bowl. Then, I put them back in the basket but I wanted to make sure she didn't find them right away so I got them, in all their dripping cleanliness, deep down in the middle of the basket.

She is a very ungrateful person! At first she didn't realize what had happened and just stood there trying to figure out why her CLEAN clothes were wet. Then she found the newly re-cleaned socks and started YELLING. She got a little shrill, so I didn't catch every word, but I KNOW there was no thank you mixed in!! I didn't let the yelling bother me. I just lay there and looked up at her and thought at her "that's what you get when you don't put your clothes away!"

Here endeth the lesson.

I am posting this picture so she will hopefully see and remember how cute I am and that will help her get over her grumpiness.

Seriously? How can you stay mad at that face?

BACON!!!...bacon, bacon, bacon!!!

Remember that commercial for the dog treats with the dog running through the house yelling "BACON!!...bacon, bacon, bacon!!"? Well I love bacon that way. If you think this is odd, you must be a new reader, so Welcome!

I got a surprise treat of bacon last night because she was trying to take my picture. It all started as she went down the stairs, I looked out of the railing above her and OF COURSE she thought I was so cute and ran to get her camera, throwing over her shoulder "Stay right there, I'll be right back". So she came back with the camera and tried to recreate the whole picture but by that time I had gotten a case of nerves and didn't want my picture taken plus Andrew had come to see what was going on so he was much more interesting than she was. Enter the bacon!! I didn't even plan this but the other one came out with bacon and was trying to entice me to look through the railing again. Long story short, I got tons of bacon, she never got her picture, and I even stole Andrew's bacon because he doesn't mind sharing with me. He's cool that way!!

I am just too cute for words!

What?!?!?

You don't get this from your people??? They don't fill up the sink with fresh water for you to drink?? Dude, you should call cat DYFS or the ASPCA or something!

KEEP WALKING! NOTHING TO SEE HERE!

We Like The Windows Open

Weather finally broke and YIPPEE! our windows are open!!

Gretel & George Cope With The Heat & Humidity

The only way to deal with this heat & humidity is to sleep through it and occasionally raise your head and ask the humans why they felt it was necessary to take you out of your air conditioned home for the weekend!!!!

My Kind of Swag

Now if Walmart had come to me, people would have been knocking babies out of their mother's arms to get this swag!!!